So this week was great. I had a man give me like a 190$ pair
of Oakleys and I got my visa.
So i need to be to a transfer site in 2 hours to go to
Argentina, so I need to make this quick.
So I have been told by everybody that when I figure out why
I am in Idaho is the day I will leave. I figured it out, did what it took, and
the next day my visa came. GODS REAL.
I also invited 2 people that were into satanic crap to be
baptized and they said yes.
So the reason this is called Bug Traps is because in our
basement we have a hobo spider problem. So to combat this problem we have
sticky traps. (http://www.zorotools.com/g/00096902/k-G4143334?utm_source=google_shopping&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Google_Shopping_Feed&kw={keyword}&gclid=CNKAhMSQhboCFS_ZQgodgUoArQ)
Last night, my companion thought it would be funny, since we
have a punking war and i waxed his leg with one, to stick one to the back of my
head. Now if these things can immobilize snakes and mice, they sure as heck can
take hair off. I was really angry, first because there were 2 other Elders in
our basement laughing at me, and cause i thought i was going to end up with a
bald spot. And all of those who know me, know i love my hair.
So I grabbed one off the floor, and chased my companion down
and tackled him. I smashed the other trap into the back of his head and got up
and walked into the other room. Keep in mind I still had the trap on the back
of my head too.
So my companion walked into the room with the other elders
and sat down. I remembered at this time that on the trap, Olive oil counteracts
the sticky and you can pull it off with ease. But i was still mad at my
companion so i just watched and kept my mouth shut.
The other Elders, under my companions direction, started to
rip the rat trap off. And with the rat trap came his hair. Everybody was
laughing so hard. Now my soon to be excompanion has a 1 inch by 4 inches long,
bald spot on his head. I just had the other elders put olive oil on my head
after and i didnt loose on strand of hair. haha sucks to suck.
So I dont leave until
like, Wednesday, So that is when you will get a call.
The church is true, the book is blue. Moroni's on the ball.
Te amo todos.
Elder Rowley
P.S- If you were not able too, watch D. Todd
Chirstofferson's Talk. It is legit.
Me n Elder Pettit When i heard i got my visa. (My Oakleys)10-7-13
Actually this is me when I heard I got my visa. Sorry! 10-7-13
And one of my Fav's, Elder Eldredge 10-7-13
Brother Ramey - 10-7-13
Elder Eldredge and I - 10-7-13
Elder Eldredge's Place = I am the Champ at Ping Pong 10-7-13
Elder Miller 10-7-13
Elder Parks 10-7-13
Elder Thomas 10-7-13
Elder Vincent - 10-7-13
Elder Vincent Loses Some Hair 10-7-13
Another Hair-Loss Pic of Elder Vincent 10-7-13
Me and My companion, Elder Vincent 10-7-13
Me and My Zone Leader, Elder Yellowhair 10-7-13
Me with other mesa branch missionaries. Elder Pettit and Vincent and Tidwell 10-7-13
My all time favorite investigator. His name is Johnny Rojo. He is such a stud. I love this guy 10-7-13
If I was a UFC fighter, this is what I would look like 10-7-13
More Johnny Rojo 10-7-13
My Personal Trainer, Ben Coyne. He is a stud 10-7-13
Poor Elder Vincent's Hair - Ouch! 10-7-13
Some Missionaries still fall asleep in conference 10-7-13
This is the inbetween sessions fun at Elder Eldredges place 10-7-13
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